This is why they didn’t want women to serve in the war in the first place…

The hot desert sun leads to cool desert nights and having a hot full-bodied babe like this soldier chick fucking you like crazy would definitely make the time go better, but when you’re as virile as this dude you should avoid bareback fucking or you’ll never have a dime of your own again.

Some people have fucked up priorities…

I mean, what the hell is with these people…they live in a glass aquarium or some fucking thing where anyone can see them and not enough room to hardly move, yet their number one concern is how her pussy smells ???

Have you ever gotten your dick caught in your fly? If you have you know it hurts like fucking hell with a pain that will definitely linger.

Hopefully Captain pale penis here is invulnerable to pain, cos damn that sure looks wedged. Personally I bet hung like that he’s got it out on purpose trying to score with another slut like that redhead.

That’s the problem with mad scientists…their priorities are skewed and they concentrate on the wrong fucking things.

I don’t see a whole hell of a lot of a practical application in shrinking women down to midgy widgy itty bitty bimboids that can’t even suck your cock…but if they all looked like ‘the big-boned’ one before he zapped them, then he’s obviously also created an ugly reversal ray.

Jesus Christ dude…this is not a mutilation, this is freakin murder!

You know how some chicks joke that guys brains are in their cocks ? Well for some fucking idiot to be so moronic as to allow some freaky fag to cut off his cock in order to do a piercing…his brains truly must’ve been in his cock, so this piercing-peon just beheaded that dumb fuck.

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